It’s one thing when you find yourself in an intelligent fog on Proxima Centauri or when you meet a three-eyed toad from the Triangulum Galaxy while drifting. Everything is clear here even without a manual on xenopsychology. But what to do if, on vacation, on old Earth, your paths crossed with a mythological and otherworldly creature?.. However, our hero came out of this extraordinary situation with honor. [Winner of the literary competition "Too Real Mythology", Litmarket portal, 2022]