Did you think, having read romantic nonsense, that when you find yourself in another world and another body you will wake up as a brutal, handsome macho, seducing lovely maidens and slashing dragons from the shoulder? So, the universe made up its mind and, showing a huge fig and whispering “break off”, sent the failed suicide Andrei into the body... of a goblin, to the decaying continent “Heel”. Swamps infested with evil spirits, forests where a threat lurks behind every tree, evil spirits and many enemies to boot. What, no strength? Eat?! Then - into battle, on little green legs...