There was a time when, soaring in the skies, he poured fire on angry crowds, but now he hides from tourist river ships and is extremely reluctant to leave his chair. This once magnificent fire-breathing creature now lives in a fisherman's hut, where he lights a Marlboro from the sparks pouring out of his nose and drinks Absolute. Moreover, he has long been deeply addicted to Netflix...For centuries, Wyvern, Lord Highfire, has struck fear into the hearts of people. Now his name is simply Vern. He survived, but even seas of alcohol cannot drown out the melancholy in his soul - the last of his kind, the last dragon. Verne's glory days are long gone. Or not? Contains some foul language!