My name is Thomas, and I have a permanent hard-on. No, really, my last name is Hard. Thomas Hard, so pleasure is never far away...literally. I can't help it, the name suits me perfectly. Do you know what else works well for me? There's that girl sitting across the bar when her lips are exactly where I want them to be. I want her, and when I want something, it becomes mine. One night. No names. No phone numbers. Just me, her and pure pleasure. Except this girl is becoming the biggest mistake in my life. Why? Because I broke my main rule: “Never fuck a student.”

Note from the author. I don’t like reckless people decisions and unbridled sex? Don't like girls obsessed with ice cream, rainbows and unicorns? Don't like humor with a bit of vulgarity on top of everything else? Then this book is not for you. Last but not least, if you don't like cats with big balls... don't even pick up the book.18+