Sugar Daddies is hardly a solid foundation for life plans, but I'm a small town girl with big dreams, and there's this ad, it's a crazy ad that I can't stop thinking about... Two sexy guys looking for their Little Miss Perfect. Someone who can entertain them, make them happy, and fit into their work schedule. And sex. They want sex. Lots of sex. That's a bonus, right? One big epic victory. Of course, guys like Rick and Carl have conditions. One of them is that they cum together, or don’t cum at all. Hell, I can live with that.

And there are no skeletons in their designer closet, not one that I could find. Just two sugar daddies with special tastes, nothing to worry about. Until Rick and Carl reveal one that causes the girls to simply run away from them. The whole line in front of me ran away without looking back. Maybe I should run away too. Say: “Thank you, see you guys, it was nice meeting you.” But I'm already too deep into this.