The main character of the humorous novel “I'm a Loser” is a Rastafarian with considerable experience and an experienced alcoholic of thirty years. He is satisfied with everything in life: a job with a minimum of responsibility, a lack of life goals and career ambitions - as long as he can smoke herbs and drink a couple of liters of beer every evening. He is eager for adventures that promise momentary gain, but they all end ingloriously. And even with this, our loser is ready to put up with, just not to change anything in his tired existence and shrouded in the sweet smoke of irresponsibility, but one day, seducing the girl he likes in his characteristic stupid manner, he finds himself in a situation where he either needs to improve or go to jail . The girl she came across was determined, with strong foundations, and she intends to finally make a normal person out of him... The author dedicates this book to provincial losers, blood brothers.