There was a hole in the ground, and in the hole lived a hobbit...Oh, sorry! There was a NORA in the asteroid, and NORBIT lived in the hole. One day, the hob... sorry, Norbit, had a hearty breakfast and wondered what to do. And suddenly!!! And suddenly our hob... I mean, norbit, without knowing why, began to say and do absolutely incredible things. Perhaps, after this he lost the respect of his neighbors, but he gained... however, whether he gained at least anything, you will soon find out. And our NORBIT went into the cave... oh, sorry, into the space-time tunnel. In search of treasures... oh, damn it, artifacts. Do you want to know what happened next? And who was there instead of the elves, goblins and the great Gandalf? You will find out - if you read the funniest, most hilarious, most impudent and most charming parody of “The Hobbit” of all existing ones!