Humanity has existed for millions of years, but still has not bothered to write a clear and precise textbook of love, a set of unshakable rules, after studying which you can live happily. Moreover: mothers and fathers, teachers and educators - no one can give recommendations on how to love correctly. It turns out that the passing years also teach us little. That’s why most people’s destinies are clumsy and unsightly. That’s what the stories are about: we throw ourselves into feelings like into a pool and flounder, hoping for maybe and maybe. Contains obscene language.