Gertrude Hunt, a wonderful bed and breakfast in Red Deer, Texas, welcomes you. We serve very special guests that most people don't even know exist. The old lady sipping lemonade is called Caldenia, but she prefers to be addressed as "Your Grace." There's a staggering price on her head, so if you hear the sounds of kinetic or laser weapons, try not to get close to the target. Our chef is Sharp Thorn. His claws may make you uneasy, but he is a true professional and the best chef in the Galaxy. If you see a dark shadow in the garden late in the evening, don't worry. Some people are patrolling the area. Just watch out for our dog. Your safety and comfort are our top priority. The inn and its owner, Dina DeMille, will protect you at all costs. We only ask that you be mindful of other guests and behave within the bounds of decency.