For a modern girl, a mobile phone has become the best friend! They whisper to him about men, discuss girlfriends, put him to sleep with him and very rarely let him out of his fingers...

And one day Alice’s mobile phone spoke to her: “... “By the way, I’m asexual,” said a hoarse voice with notes of good nature . — I do not have a genital organ or sexual desire. I am romantic! - He winked savagely. “You can consider me to be revived or resurrected.” (c)