Get ready for the sleaziest alien invasion story you are ever going to read…Take a seat in a seedy, downtown grindhouse theater. Check your seat for bodily fluids and when you finally step outside… check the skies…The Valdrott are here. They observe us through thick glass, their amorphous features jiggling as they point and laugh and study our misery. Men, women, and androids are forced into torture of sex and death. This is their theater. Their entertainment.

“Like David Lynch channelling Kilgore Trout.”— KEVIN SWEENEY, author of The Pornographer-General

“Beware the KralLomen, a nasty two-headed literary beast that will leave a slime trail as it chews a tunnel through your mind. The last time I let a KralLomen in my house it ate my Burroughs library, my porno mags, and three bags of frozen squid…. Clean as much as you want, the smell and depravity of the KralLomen sink in deep.”— JEREMY ROBERT JOHNSON, author of Angel Dust Apocalypse and Extinction Journals

“Jordan Krall and Ash Lomen fuse sleazy grit and mindbending surrealism with ease, combining to create a story as entertaining as it is unsettling.”— ANDERSEN PRUNTY, author of The Sorrow King

“Krall and Lomen made me realize I am nothing but a monkey on a rock.”— GREGORY L. HALL, author of At the End of Church Street and host of the Funky Werepig

“I have no fuckin’ idea what this story is about, but I sure as hell want a tall glass of blue breast milk after reading it.”— R. SCOTT McCOY, author of Feast and the man behind Necrotic Tissue

Now with bonus stories that expand the Valdrott mythos, BLOW UP THE OUTSIDE WORLD is a SF mindfuck you’ll never forget.