Tommy is only nineteen years old, he recently moved from the American outback to eccentric San Francisco, and he revels in freedom, not knowing that very soon everything will change. Including himself - sunlight will become hateful to him, human food will be disgusting, and hunger will be so acute that he will even want to eat a street cat... It’s not surprising, because Tommy will become a vampire - the girl he loves will turn him into evil spirits. But Tommy does not want to be evil: even though he turned into a vampire, sucking human blood is not to his liking. Jody, the love of his life, is not so scrupulous, but she has nowhere to go if she does not want to part with Tommy. And everything would be wonderful if a couple of vampires in love had not been hunted - Tommy’s former friends are eager to deal with the undead, and an ancient and powerful vampire intends to put the upstart in his place. Christopher Moore’s new novel is another holiday for all lovers of good humor and wild imagination and hilariously funny characters. The best humor writer of our time invites you to have a lot of fun, immersing yourself in a slapstick of lingonberry blood, sweet sentimentality, politically incorrect jokes and charming freaks. Hysterical laughter is guaranteed on literally every page.