When God sees that Satan is mired in routine, he provides a little divine intervention and invites the Devil to return to basics. Following God's advice, Satan decides to remember the past and answers the earthly call at the crossroads, determined to make a deal in exchange for a human soul .The problem is that the summoner is a deviant twink named Jimmy who falls in love with Satan at first sight, to the latter's horror. "Blasphemy!" - a story where God, in the role of a caring bro, wants his brother to get laid, Satan has absolutely no time for this crap, and Jimmy wants to climb the Devil like a tree.